Oh, Now I Remember.....

...why I don't like exercising to a DVD at home. Sounds so simple, right? I was going to hop on my Wii Fit, but feared it would spit at me, laugh at me or just simply self-destruct since I haven't been on it since February so I went with a Jillian Michaels DVD. I started out good but my Doberman decided when it was time to do push ups that it was some sort of mating call because she dropped her tennis ball and began to do a "love dance" on me. After I shoved her off of me, #3 came out and declared she was hungry. Just wait, Sweetie, Mommy is getting her butt kicked by Jillian Michaels right now. The phone rang. I am not joking! Then, I get everything taken care of and am laying down working on my abs and The Dog is back licking the sweat off of my face....actually she took me by surprise and when I opened my mouth to yell at her she licked me IN my mouth.

Sweet niblets.

So, I have decided to create a realistic exercise DVD that the rest of us common folk can relate to. The instructors will be 25-pounds overweight, gray roots showing and coffee stains on their t-shirts. The camera will capture all angles of their set, including the dust bunnies under the couch and the Sharpay Corvette that should have been put away 3 days ago. I would let a Doberman roam free to randomly lick the sweat off of the participants. And, of course, there will be some sort of multi-tasking circuit involving a phone call and making a Pop Tart while you do jumping jacks. Free with purchase would be a 200 count bottle of ibuprofen.

Yeah, you would buy it wouldn't you?