Tuesday, November 4, 2008

I'm Not Bitter. Really.

My TV satellite isn't getting a signal. It has to be the Republican party's fault. And, gosh darn it....it's President Bush's fault that I can't seem to have kept off those extra 20 pounds over the last 8 years. And, who exactly is going to pay off my credit card debt? You don't expect ME to pay for all that by myself, do you? And, excuse me, but the SKY IS FALLING AND I'M WAITING FOR SOMEONE TO RESCUE ME FROM MYSELF......

Congratulations President-Elect Obama. Now, we get to see what you're really made of.

2 comments:

Iam4Jesus said...

You make me chuckle...

The Lord spoke to me this morning 'about this'.

~ Straight Shooter ~ said...

Snort.
Chuckle.
Giggle.
AMEN Sister!