The Husband took me out on my first 4-wheeling adventure on Saturday and it was GREAT except for....- The rain
- The 15 degree temperature drop (after we got rained on)
- The snow (my helmet did not come equipped with windshield wipers)
- Rear ending The Husband on his ATV (he thought I was ready for the "advanced" trail)
- Hitting a tree at the same time I rear ended The Husband (that freaked me out a little so we got back on the "easy" trail)
- We got lost and our map disintegrated from the rain (and we had no idea how to get out of the forest)
- My soaked and frozen feet from getting out and walking up a swampy hill that I was afraid to drive up for fear of flipping over backwards
- No cell phone coverage (so we didn't even bother to bring them)
- No water bottles (we forgot them in the truck)
- Disturbing thoughts of wondering where our last will and testament was located
I can't wait to go back!! In June. When the sun is out. With a GPS. And, water.
Good times. Really.
4 comments:
You are absolutely hilarious!!! Thanks for the morning laugh!!!! Bless you and your wonderfully, beautiful family!!! :)
I am so proud of you!!! Now I know who I can take on my extreme adventures. What should we plan next....I am itching to go white water rafting this summer.:)
Let me get this straight: you changed clothes IN THE TRUCK?! Girl, I knew I loved something about you! Did changing in the truck delay your return home by any chance? wink, wink!
I know, I'm bad and I go right to the gutter. But hey, it's not the gutter when you are married, right? :)
You go, girl!
For The Gang's All Here:
Hahahahaha!!!! It wasn't our truck!!! In fact, it was a pastor's truck so.....ewwwwww.....no, we stayed focused on the task at hand!!! You are a riot!
Btw, I was so cold I would have changed my clothes in the open parking lot. Modesty was not an issue....avoiding hypothermia was the only thing on my mind at the time!
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